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im assuming that pouring water onto these witches wont be all that effective
pity
i was hoping to do my reenactment of the wizard of oz
i even had my dorothy dress and sparkly red shoes ready for the occasion
i just need to cast someone for toto
fucking bummer man

i guess i can dig some crazy war in the middle of fucking nevada though
beats being in texas
so whats up???
btw if i know you
you better as hell reply
im not taking no for an answer

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Jun. 12th, 2011 02:47 pm
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Sorry, Yukeh was a dumbass and deleted the tagcloud post by accident. Excuse me for the spam.
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[ The video feed pops on and there is Dave again, just chilling somewhere. He's definitely outside and it's mid-day and you can see that he's sitting on something with a lot of noise in the background. He just kind of regards everybody with that uncaring look in his shade. ]

Okay, bros and brosises, Dave Strider is back in black. Or at least back from that epic mission he went on that none of you jerks knew about. Okay, most of you jerks were unaware, but a few pretty cool cats were totally in the loop. The rest are a bunch of chumps. Shit was ace, everything's fine, asses were kicked, and they weren't Kurt or mine. So back to the epic daily life of chilling here, doing all that weapon training bs, raking in the cash on patrol, getting ready for my legions of fans, going on hot dates... basically typical shit. You know. My first mission though was pretty awesome. Fucking blood sucking bitches all over the place. Bet everyone else's first missions were kinda lame in comparison.


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[ The video feed pops on accidentally during mid-afternoon, the image garbled and mostly dark at first. You hear the sounds of someone walking at a brisk pace and then the easily mistakable sound of a handle being turned and a door swinging open. And then a few seconds - a few steps - later, and someone finally speaks with a very slight southern drawl. ]

Oh my gog, what the fuck is this bullshit? Seriously? I-- yeah.

[ It takes a few more minutes before the video clears up. In the mean time, there's a variety of sounds that come out of your Deathberry. For example, you hear the sound of birds cawing at someone shooing them away. The sound of stuff rattling in boxes and being open and shit being flung everywhere. And then finally, finally, the video actually starts to make sense when you hear someone collapse on to the couch. ]

Oh. Awesome.

[ You finally see the cool douchebag responsible for this nonsensical post - a kid, with blond hair, and wearing the shittiest pair of aviator glasses you've probably ever seen. His face usually holds a neutral expression, but no, not today. It's closer to a scowl than anything and it looks. Odd? Almost strained. He looks like he's about to say something, but then he doesn't. Instead the video captures the look of his apartment - crows chilling, boxes everywhere, and on the floor, a few pieces of random shit, none of which looks expensive or important at all. And then the video suddenly cuts off and text appears. ]

Not cut ICly; Homestuck text underneath it )
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[The video feed pops on abruptly and almost immediately someone is speaking - it’s Jade. She’s up close to the feed, sitting on what looks to be a couch but neither of her hands is holding the communications device. You can see around her apartment as the device is slowly being moved around. All sorts of plush toys are on the floor - most of which resemble some kind of squid or they are half-man and half-animal. There are no puppets around. Jade looks really enthralled by something.] Dave! You have to tell me everything, okay? Where does he live, who are his friends? Does he eat other animals?

[You can’t see him, but the moment he speaks it’s pretty obvious who’s doing this since the voice is right up in there. He doesn’t sound particularly excited - but he’s not tired, like has been. He goes on to describe stuff in his typical monotone voice.] Sure, Jade. No problem. Okay, so like... he lives in this sweet pad on Moontail Island. Like his village is called Whiskers Peak, dude, and he is the coolest dude there. All of the bros there adore him. Like there is Swong Cawtate, who’s half-bird and half-dragonfly, and Brare Coondog - dude’s almost all bear with the furriest forepaws of them all - and a whole fucking crew of people he chills. But see, like, Awkete is the mightiest of all the furrsonas right? So he’s always got to deal with all this jealousy and shit because he’s the best at gathering the Frou Frou Fruit that they use to season all the poor little squirrels and other critters they eat with. But don’t worry, Jade, he’s got this totally sweet best friend that always has his back - Taloum Bushgrowl.

[She sits up in excitement -- this isn’t someone she’s heard of before.] Taloum Bushgrowl? Who’s that?

[The video feed shakes a little as Dave flips the camera around, to give you a glimpse of his smug face. He looks the same as always - still wearing his sunglasses with a mostly neutral look on his face. He grins, just a little bit, as he starts to speak.] Oh dude, so she is the chick that has the thickest fur in the village. Like basically everyone is tripping over themselves wishing they could be as furry as her. She’s covered in this thick ass coat of awesome grey fur and she’s part-canine and part-rabbit and about a hundred other different animals too. And yeah, she’s Awkete’s best friend and they go romping together through the moonlight in the tall grass of the fields.

[The camera focuses on Jade once again. With all the flipping around, it becomes obvious that the two of them are sitting right next to each other on the couch. And yeah, both seem to be having a pretty good time discussing this subject matter.] Ooooooh, Dave, she sounds really cool! Awkete has the best friend ever. Just like me, right? Is she really nice, too? Or is she super cool with sunglasses?

Actually, Jade, I don’t know much about her yet. Like I just started crafting this particular furrsona out. Maybe you could toss some ideas my way. Like tell me what you think she should be like. Like, if you wanted to, she could be your furrsona. So develop the fuck out of her. Hahaha.

Oh... [She thinks about this, her face very serious.] I think she is really friendly! She has a million friends, but her favorite friend is Awkete, because he’s awesome! And she lives next door to him, and likes to come over so that they can hunt together! Because he’s the coolest, and she loves being with him when on the hunt. Is that...good?

Ahahahaha, yes, that’s like a ten on the brilliance scale, Jade. That’s fucking awesome. And yeah, see, every night they trot out their doors and go dance under the moon as they sniff each others butts and scent out poor hapless animals.
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[The video feed clicks on and Dave is standing there with his classic look - neutral expression while wearing sunglass. Pretty much the same as always. No big deal going on here. He's not really happy at some awesome news he just got yesterday or some even more awesome news he just got today. Nope. That's not going on.]

Sup? How was the cruise? Was it as shitty as it sounded? Hahaha, I bet so. Like that shit's so lame, I can't believe all of you went. Way to go, bros.

[Now that the boring shit is out of the way...]

So yeah, Jade's back and that's awesome. I've got some shit to rethink. Like regarding where we come from and stuff, I guess. Aradia, we should talk or something.

[Now for the big new. Not that it matters. At all. Not even ironically.]

Oh right. I almost forgot. I joined that Watch thing or whatever. Yeah. Guess who's gonna get to be a roof ninja again? Me, that's who. Like if that's even a thing, that's what this basically is except not on roofs. So maybe a dirty alleyway ninja or some equally lame shit. That's pretty much what I am.

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Feb. 27th, 2011 08:49 pm
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sup looks like we got plenty of new assholes around huh
well im kind of a big deal and i really dont feel like watching you all bitch about the same shit
so yeah i made you all a comic about this place instead i hope you guys appreciate what a magnanimous fellow i am
im all up in here giving my precious time up to make you this
it took like ten minutes man can you imagine the amount of shit i could get done in that time
its a whole pile of shit yo
kinda shit youre just out of whack with
dont worry though its cool im cool with it
im dave strider coolest dude around


Cut OOCLY - big pictures; this is plastered to the network in character however. Everyone can see it. )
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[It's dark outside and the video feed pops on. Dave's walking back from work in the wee hours of the morning. He glances down at the screen and begins to speak.]

Sup?

Shit, this sounds kinda weird but I think I found a partner. I wasn't expecting to have to think about this dumb stuff so quick. Like shit man, resonance is one thing but damn. That was more than not bad. It was pretty much the sickest shit ever. Like seriously, it'd be a joke not to do it. But yeah, the guy is... he's kinda lame. Like not as lame as John and his weird fetish with Nic Cage but just as bad because he's got a raging hard on for fucking awful music. It's barely tolerable when he sings that shit on the network - how'm I gonna resonate with the dude if the only thing I can think about is how much his tunes suck balls? See what I'm getting at?

[he pauses for a second and shrugs.]

It's not a terrible idea, just a really fucking crazy one. And where I come from, really crazy ideas turn out to be pretty much the best thing you can do. Yeah, I dunno, I need to think this shit out. Maybe write some ill-beats about it and puzzle it out through rap and rhyme.

[the recording cuts off and then--]

Filtered away from John and Jade )


Filtered to the trolls )

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Jan. 22nd, 2011 09:50 pm
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sup dudes
so some recent shit has inspired me to bust out my mad skills
and create this rhyme about an epic saga that happened
its pretty tight guys
i think youll enjoy it
i call it the fresh pedophile of the internet



cut ooc, no ic )

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Jan. 9th, 2011 08:02 pm
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alright so check this shit out folks
my name is dave and im looking for one of those meisters
how do i find someone thats cool enough to handle me
i mean im kind of a big deal and not everyone can deal with it
its like how some people can sing and others cant
sure people pretend like they can sing but they sound like crap
and lots of poor microphones end up in their hands
meanwhile theres this class a singer whos poor or some shit
and using a snow globe glues to a paper towel tube to act like one
im like a super high quality mike
i dont wanna waste my talents on some hack that gets rejected from american idol
you know who im talking about
the jerks who show up and sing like two verses that get shown on tv
so some smug ass can make a witty remark about them and how much they suck

yeah so hit me up if you want a totally kick ass sword
and preferably can use it
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[the video feed pops on and music starts blaring almost immediately. it's loud and unforgiving and you can barely hear Dave. oh, and there are flashing lights as well.]

Sup?

I got a frigging sweet job guys. Yeah, that's right, already. I'm just that cool.

It's pretty much the same bullshit I used to do on my own but for cash. It's great. I'm a totally sweet DJ down at this club. Come chill if you want some ill beats and sweet tunes from awesome bands that you've probably never hear of. It's cool. I've heard of them for you.

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Dec. 21st, 2010 11:23 pm
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i was thinking about posting some complicated bullshit
but nah
i just need to know if youve seen these kids
anyone seen a dorky kid rambling on about really terrible movies
or a chick that probably feel asleep in the middle of the tour
or another chick that started spouting snarky horseshit
lemme know if you have seen them
otherwise i guess theres only one thing to say

sup


[ooc: i wanted to get this started tonight, but it'll be sometime this weekend to finish any threads that don't get finished tonight. just some advanced warning.]