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[the video clicks on to everyone's favorite crazy detective, although for once the scenery isn't his apartment. in fact, Monk is standing outside of the apartments, seemingly unbothered by the snow falling on him. he's not really dressed for the weather - it looks like he walkd out once he noticed it was coming down.]

...so she is here.

[he catches a flake in his hand, watching it with an impassive expression as it melts. finally he speaks again, although his attention doesn't waver]

I'm going to start consulting again. If you need something investigated, I guess you can just let me know. I probably won't take the case, and it won't end well, but you can try anyway. You won't have to pay if I don't finish.

[he looks up into the sky, voice low] Merry Christmas.
cursedwithagift: (Dearly departed.)
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It's going to be Christmas in a few days. [Monk sounds incredibly somber, something that might be startling to those only familiar with his insanity]

It wasn't even close to winter at home, but I guess in this world it counts...this will be thirteen years since she died. I don't - I left flowers at the graveyard. I know, I know that she's not there, but it didn't feel right not doing it. I wonder if she can see them here?

[he chuckles, but there is no humor in the sound] If she can, I don't think she'd be proud of me anymore. I'm even more useless than I was in San Francisco. Maybe it'd be better if I was alone. At least I'd be less of a disappointment that way.

...I'm not going to celebrate. Please don't ask me, I don't have the energy to argue right now.

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Sorry, Yukeh was a dumbass and deleted the tagcloud post by accident. Excuse me for the spam.
cursedwithagift: (The stripes are uneven.)
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I'd say I told you so about Halloween, but everyone beat me to it. It's not my fault, I got...distracted.

[the video pans over to a garbage bag sitting near Monk's door, looking very forlorn and out of place] I don't know what to do with it. It's technically trash, but I can't - can't reason getting rid of it. But it can't stay here either. There has to be somewhere I can drop it off, where they'll take care of it. Not the dump. Somewhere else.

...I had a point. There's a lot of Japanese people here, aren't there? [he shifts, uncomfortable as usual] If one of you could tell me about setting up a shrine, that would be...good. It doesn't have to be big, does it? That would be too much trouble.
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[the comm shows the side view of a window in Monk's apartment. Monk himself is crouching next to it, handheld vacuum with him, methodically sucking up the grains of sand that manage to wriggle their way through the slight gap of the closed window.

his voice is of a similar low hum as that the machine's emitting, occasionally intermingling with the vacuum as he speaks]


I never want anyone to ask my why I hate the desert again. Mobile clouds of filth invading a city every day, blowing things out of place and letting dirt creep into houses, mucking up the water system...

[he purses his lips, focusing a little more vigorously on his task as if to try and shake off the cloud of fear and negativity]

I've got enough water and food, but you still can't see out the windows. It's not, not comfortable. Even if I'm over the claustrophobia.

[...]
I haven't done anything useful in months. What are you supposed to do, when the one thing you're good at isn't possible at the moment? My ideas would probably upset people, so I thought I'd ask someone sane.
cursedwithagift: (Ok ok so the body wasn't dead..)
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There's a search party going out to follow the trail of the witches, right? That means I'm finished. Thank God, now I can get onto more important things.

I have for message. For the whole city. [Monk shifts, looking as uncomfortable and serious as usual. you will note that his apartment and person are immaculate; obviously he spent most of the day cleaning out the sand]

I'm giving you a day to clean the sand out. Of everything. If you can't do it by then I'm going to come and do it myself. There are other things I should be doing instead of picking up your slack, so I'm going to charge for it.

[another jerky rolling of his shoulders] That's all. ...wait, no. Did anyone ever find Germany?
cursedwithagift: (She'll probably quit in a week.)
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[the video turns on to show what anyone who has been in it before will (barely) recognize as France's apartment. it's been scrubbed clean, and is currently halfway through being cleared of any personal items, knick-knacks, and anything that wasn't too big to be bagged or pushed out the door.

the feed pans across the room, showing ten neatly lined garbage bags near the door before switching suddenly to show Monk in rubber gloves and a dust mask, putting a very traumatized looking bald cat into its carrier]


I was right, his room was vile. Has he ever picked up a vacuum in his life? I can't believe anyone could really stay here in good conscience.

[he sighs deeply, then turns to the comm] Don't ever, ever let it get this bad. I'm nearly out of bleach and I haven't even gotten to the bathroom yet...



[ooc; Monk has barricaded himself into France's apartment and is purifying everything in sight, along with a now shaved Hong Kong cat. Feel free to commentlog it up and try and pull him out of there or just laugh at him over the comms.]
cursedwithagift: (Now take that...and pour it in my eyes.)
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Some of you are even crazier than I am. [a long, thoughtful pause] I'm so sorry.

The girl who was doing Natalie's job left. I need someone to do the work until one of them shows up in the city - it's a, um, temporary job.

...oh. To the other people living in the Communal, I discovered a life-threatening hygiene breach in the building. Stop letting your water go down the drain, bag it and throw it out with the other trash. It's for your own health instead. You'll thank me later.
cursedwithagift: (Panicking now PANICKING NOW.)
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This is - this is a crisis. This is far and beyond the line of acceptable living conditions. And no one is doing anything about it.

[video cuts to Monk, who is dressed from head to toe in yellow rain gear and strapping a surgical mask over his mouth. what's left of his face obviously says he is not happy, but determined]

If I don't come back...it's all your faults. I just - I just can't stand the smell anymore.

[and with that he hefts a hand-held vacuum and plunges out the door. ladies and gentlemen, Adrian Monk, menace to gassy frogs and savior of sensitive people everywhere]
cursedwithagift: (Natalie. Go lie down in the dirt.)
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There's some kind of construction crew here, right? I need someone from it to come over right away, it's urgent. My apartment is defective, it's completely unlivable, I need it fixed.

...actually, anyone who can do home repairs should come up. Quickly. I don't know how much longer I can stay in here.

[he stops, deliberating whether to add the next part. the addition wins out, and he leans forward a little bit]

And, to the loud blond man who introduced himself as America. I'm German now, so please leave me alone.

[he pulls away to finagle with the feed, then thinks of something else and leans back in]

That includes when I'm in states of unconsciousness, and taking samples. Thank you.
cursedwithagift: (Now take that...and pour it in my eyes.)
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[at first, there is nothing but audio and the sound of something being scrubbed. then suddenly the video clicks to life, although the screen remains blank. the rubbing sound continues, and finally reveals itself to be a sanitary wipe, now cleaning the video screen. after a few moments Monk’s face appears on it, appraising the job, touching up, and finally speaking]

I’m not supposed to be in a war. I’ve got a waiver form at home, if you’d just let me call Natalie she could come down here and show you. Actually, let me call Natalie and she can come down and take me home anyway. I’ll mail the form to you later.

I can’t stay here, there’s – there’s too much wrong. I have an appointment with Dr. Bell, I haven’t finished reorganizing my cereal boxes, a scorpion just crawled over my shoe, Natalie Natalie where are you.

I hate the desert. What kind of name for an enemy force is Witch anyway- [then a thoughtful and mildly horrified pause. could it be those crazies from the last time in the desert are back? oh god.]

How many of you...believe in aliens?