004 ♑onk | VIDEO

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[Because if you haven't had your fill of creepy smiles from our resident solar bodies, Gamzee is here to pick up the slack with his ever-horrifying clown face all pressed up to the screen like it's his matesprit. Hello, Death City.]

Yo motherfuckers, don't wanna be all getting my interrupt on any important shit, but I be hearing that some of you brand shiny new fuckers ain't got no wicked equipment all up in your pink little monkey hands yet.

Since that lonely ass shit be a motherfuckin' shame, I be all wanting to give my bros and bitches an offer to be getting up here and dropping a fondle on my motherfucking horn. Ain't gonna charge you a thing, just grab it and honk til you drop. Honk honk! 

So what motherfucker is gonna get his fondle on first? 

[Is this really an offer you can refuse? Can you?]