[ voice >> video ]

[sharpenned.livejournal.com]

[ There’s a bit of scrabbling, like someone has dropped the communicator and is trying to pick it up. And failing a little. ]

Oh. Ow. Hey ...

[ When the video turns on, a second later, the viewers can get a good view of a table. And then slowly the communicator is lifted up and turned around. A young boy, an elementary schooler!?, gives a sort of sheepish smile and a left handed wave. ]

Sorry, that was a lot of dead time. Uh, I'm new. . . I'm not sure there's really a proper greeting for this scenario . . .

I'm Kuronuma Aoba. It's nice to meet you?

Comments

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

N-No! It wasn't like that at all! My love for Italita was innocent and pure!

[ PEDO-TAN?! ]

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

Of course it was. But poor Pedo-tan is doomed to be constantly misunderstood for his affection for little boys.

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

At least you know better and won't misunderstand me!

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

I'll defend your good name forever, Pedo-tan!

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

...can you do it without calling me Pedo-tan?

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

You have to admit, it's a lot easier than Supein-tan.

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

How about Antonio! Or even S! They'd all work better than Pedo-tan!

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

How come you guys have regular names anyway? Do you pretend to be human back home?

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it's easier to just be human.

[ Yay! Conversation change! ]

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

[Let it not be said Kida isn't merciful]

I think if my country had a physical embodiment where I came from, everyone would know what he looked like anyway.

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

[ Spain will now tell all his friends what a kind person Kida is! ]

He might and you might not know about it! That's how I got away with being human sometimes! Some people don't know and some people just have a donkey sitting on their heads.

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

A donkey on their heads? Ikebukuro definitely has a few of those. And I guess since Nihon-tan is a hikikomori anyway, he could be living in some crappy apartment in Shinjuku surrounded by anime paraphernalia and we'd never know about it.

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

[ There's a lot of made up words and names in that comment, Kida. But he's just going to pretend he gets it. ]

...I think that's actually true!

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

[those were all ACTUAL WORDS gaijin, it's okay i can tell you're dumb (WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT YOUR PEOPLE)]

I'm going to have to get his address before I go and try to track him down back home.

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

[ Those are just keysmashes pretending to be letters! My people are just more manly than yours! ]

I might have it saved in my address book! I bet he'd love a visitor!

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

[I can't keysmash words in a video conversation, pedo-tan. And your men may be manlier, but our girls are cuter]

Oooh? Give me it.

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

[ Sure you can. Your blather just spills out of your mouth! Our girls wear flowers in their hair. ]

My address book is back home but if you come over or give me a call, I'll definitely give it to you.

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

[Our girls wear maid outfits and cat ears. (or basically any other fetish material you could come up with...)]

I'll take you up on that. Where do you live, anyway?

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

[ ...so...so cute... ]

Next door to Portugal and France. You can't miss me!

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

......ah. Back home in another dimension.

[eltercio.livejournal.com]

In another dimension? Not really, I think this is another dimension.