[Video] 2nd Scheme

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

[He's wearing a chef's hat and apron, arms akimbo.]

Well, congratulations everyone. Suppose you should be happy and everythin' about beatin' this Adachi guy. I say you should all take a vacation. You deserve it. [He's sorta sincere about that.] In fact, when I get around to buildin' a resort around here, I'll give you all discounts when you come. That sound good? [He has a dead serious look on his face as he says that.]

Oh, yeah, this whole Weapon Meister thing. I wanna know which one I am. Do I have to sign up for somethin' or what?

Comments

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[thebestandwurst]

You are skilled in construction and carpentry?

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[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

A little bit. [Which is a total lie.]

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[thebestandwurst]

I am beginning a project to renovate some parts of Casualty Communal to include facilities for a clinic and some residences for partners. If you have any skill in the area, we would appreciate your assistance. You will of course be compensated for your efforts.

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[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

... Well, I suppose I could help.

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[thebestandwurst]

Excellent. I shall make plans immediately.

[kuce.livejournal.com]

... Resort? Are you totally serious?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

Why not? Think about it for a sec, will ya?

[kuce.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, I am-- [- cough.]

Sooo... like, what's holding you back?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

[Have a glare.]

Funds an' stuff. But that can't be too hard to get, since I have experience in these kinda things.

[kuce.livejournal.com]

[eep. ducking down some.]

You... do? What'd you build before...?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

Lotsa things. Back in Boneville, I was th' biggest entrepreneur there. I built small stuff, like a nuclear power plant/orphanage/salad bar.

[kuce.livejournal.com]

Uh-- combined?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

Hey, it was a great idea.

[kuce.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't they kind of... totally get in the way of each other?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

No.

[kuce.livejournal.com]

I mean, just, like. That's totally begging for radiation orphan salads--

- U-um, sorry. Did it w-work?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

... Of course it did.

[kuce.livejournal.com]

... Okay.

That's cool.

[awkward turtle moment.]

So what's this resort gonna have?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

Everythin' you want an' more!

[kuce.livejournal.com]

It's gonna be that big?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

You gotta think big for stuff like this.

[kuce.livejournal.com]

So, what's it gonna be called?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

'Phoncible P. Bone's Resort of Fun.'

[kuce.livejournal.com]

Oh.

...

Fitting.

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[kuce.livejournal.com]

Er-- ... Good luck, mister.

[adudeindistress.livejournal.com]

Tch...find a person named Watanuki or Maka if you want to find the fuck out.

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for th' tip, sunshine.

[adudeindistress.livejournal.com]

Yeah...whatever.

By the way, what the hell are you?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

A Bone. Not th' skeleton type.

[adudeindistress.livejournal.com]

How the fuck can you be a bone that isn't the skeleton type?

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

That's just what I am. You gotta problem with it?

[adudeindistress.livejournal.com]

[...]

No, I don't. I don't know what the hell you are.

[makeaquickbuck.livejournal.com]

Whatever.