December 28, 2009 - Monday

[voyeur_moon]

Death City Times

BLIZZARDS SURPRISE AMERICA

Following the tragedy of the Great American Sale, Americans are further driven indoors by a freak blizzard covering half the nation from Florida to Texas. Deserts all over America, including home of Shibusen’s headquarters Death City, has reported accumulated snowfall of up to two feet.

Reports say that the possible cause of this incident is Madness, and not climate change. More bizaarre weather is expected through the winter and citizens are advised to remain indoors and stock up on supplies and fuel for heaters for the next few weeks.

“It’s really bad for the warmer states,” says Mayor Lee Deathwell of Texas. “We’re not prepared for this sort of climate. But we’ve already issued warnings and instructions so everyone can be safer.”

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[Temperatures for today are 16/5F (-9C/-15C). Wherever that freak blizzard came from, it's gone now, and it's stopped snowing. Of course, it's still cold enough to freeze your balls off, and the piles and mounds of white snow will be staying in the city until it starts getting warmer or people (read: punks doing community service) manage to shovel it all out of the way.

It's the New Year in a few more days! What are your New Year's Resolutions, Death City?]


[Activity check for October is up here! You could check out our test drive memes, too (IC and OOC - it's never too late to hit it and never too late to show potential members just how much we love backtagging). Capture the Flag looks fun, wouldn't it be awesome if the sun and the moon joined that and got assigned to opposing teams...]