Nov. 3rd, 2011

[identity profile] gunsmokeangel.livejournal.com
[It's dark, it's outside, and it looks like Vash is crawling out of one of the construction areas that go down to the sewers. Vash looks bedraggled as hell. Where the heck has this guy been for two and a half days?!]

Ughwaaaaaaaaahhh! I thought I was gonna die down there! Somehow I got spun around and after I tried to double back I figured out I was completely lost! It was awful! It was dark, it smelled bad and there were giant rats down there! They tried to eat me! We're talking about some serious rodents of unusual size!

[Vash flops down onto a bench and breathes in fresh air.]

Oh man. I'm gonna soak in the bath forever. What day is it, anyway? Don't tell me I missed Christmas!


[Private to Santana]
Sorry, I couldn't find your friend down in the sewers, and I looked everywhere down there. I hope she's turned up already.




((ooc: With mod permission Vash's hiatus was spent lost in the sewers beneath Death City. He owes people Christmas presents.))
[identity profile] r-a-m-1982.livejournal.com

What's the best way to improve the synchronization with your partner?

I asked some of my coworkers from the red district but... some of the things the girls suggested are... a bit strange.
[identity profile] hemocidal.livejournal.com
Heeeeey, meisterfuckers and weaponholes what the motherfuck is up with you?

[wow just the face everyone wanted to see, right? Gamzee sure looks excited to see all of you though as evidenced by shoving his face all up on the screen grinning like a idiot. At least this time it's that wide, dopey grin, instead of the fanged smile spitting insults. Small blessings and all that.

The video is still a little smudged with purple from his artistic endeavors, but he licks a thumb and tries to keep wiping it off, only to add more smearing. Oh well.
]

Guess I'm just all capering in your business to be all tellin' you I'm a motherfuckin' free bard and all that shit, and damn it feels motherfucking good. Got all sorts of empty down in that hole, but I done up and served the debt and they gave me this bitchin' shovel to move all this snowshit around too, so I ain't quite done yet? Heh, don't matter, gonna do whatever the fuck it takes to be all saying sorry to you bitches and bros.

Also, got a special motherfucking surprise too--

[he switches to text]

AlSo jUsT GoNnA Up aNd iNtRoDuCe yOu fUcKeRs tO My nEw bItChIn cOlOr uP In hErE
SiNcE I Be aLl fIgUrInG AiN'T NoBoDy wAnNa sEe tHaT PuRpLe sHiT ArOuNd aNd aLl i gEt iT
So tHiS GoNnA Be mY MoThErFuCkInG LoOk fOr a wHiLe tIl I Up aNd FiGuRe sOmE DeEp sHiT OuT :o(

Oh sWeEt mOtHeRfUcKiNg mEsSiAhS LoOk wHaT ElSe tHiS MiRaClE MaChInE CaN Up aNd dO! :oO
wOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOaAaAh

[JESUS CHRIST GAMZEE

translation: also just gonna up and introduce you fuckers to my new bitchin color up in here
since I be all figuring ain't nobody wanna see that purple shit around and all I get it
so this gonna be my motherfucking look for a while til i figure some deep shit out
oh sweet motherfucking messiahs look what else this miracle machine can all up and do
wooooooooooooooooooooooooah :oO
]
[identity profile] monadmayer.livejournal.com

[ The video feed opens to a curious, but rather imperious little cat face,  head tipped slightly at what is probably it's own reflection in the screen of the communicator. The kitten paws at the screen until Re-L picks it up, sitting down and holding the communicator so that she can speak without the cat pawing the screen. ] 

Anyone who comes to my apartment from now on - be on the look out for this cat. She doesn't have a name yet, but I don't want her escaping to be out with the rest of the strays. 

[ She absently scratches at the cat's back, a little amused as he back arches up and into her fingers and nails. ] 

But I do need advice on things. Uh... cat essentials, I guess you could say. I have basics but... I've never had a pet before.. 

Thank you for the assistance in advance, I suppose. 


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