[Text] December 11th - 0920 hours

[de-faulty-hero.livejournal.com]

So, what do little girls like to do in a day? How does one keep them entertained for long periods of time? It shouldn't be that hard, but does anyone have any suggestions that might be helpful?

( [Filtered to the Watch] )

( [Filtered to Outer Residential Quarter II] )

( [Filtered to Roy Mustang] )

(video.)

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

I guess I should introduce myself if I'm going to start up something, huh? My name is Cross Marian, currently I serve as a trainer for the Watch, researcher for Shibusen [he's really just a glorified student...] and you might have seen me working the night shift as a host for the cabaret. In fact, you will have to had to go out of your way to avoid me since I am practically everywhere.

To the point, I was thinking of heading and creating a think tank or a pseudo-science department. It's nothing official through Shibusen, but rather as a method for me to collect data for my own research in my work. You don't necessarily have to have formal education to be a part of it. The goal should be to synthesize our abilities and our knowledge to further research to make Death City a better place blah blah blah. You can reply to this if you're interested, it's not official yet.

While I'm on the subject, I'll be starting to taking training. I don't really care if Mustang has set appointments for us, you've seen my schedule, you'll be worked into it. As Allen Walker can tell you, I'm a stern - [an understatement] and not at all lenient. What you'll get out of it is that you'll be better, stronger, faster and have a whole lot more stamina. You will be the best, Allen is only the best Exorcist because of my training. You'll also have to contact me for this.

( [filtered from allen.] )

( filter to noah & exorcists and piechan. )

[ooc; o/ the think-tank isn't approved yet, i'm just gauging how many people might be interested before i make a plotting post and then ask the mods!!]

Session 2 | December 11th | Video

[womanwattitude.livejournal.com]

Well, well. Things are certainly festive around here, which reminds me. Christmas shopping.

It's December 11th today. That means there's only 13 days left. I'll also lay odds that in about a week, the network is going to be flooded by your standard, frantic man-child posting poorly filtered messages about how he has no idea what to get his significant other, partner... whatever.

Good thing I'm here. I'm going to cut this hot mess off at the pass.

I've taken the liberty of making a list of appropriate gifts and broken it down according to skill. You're welcome.

Level One: This is for beginners. Even the most helpless among you should be able to get it right.
Liquor
Chocolates
Flowers
Handmade crap - It doesn’t matter if what you make totally sucks. The thought behind it is appreciated. Usually. Some people like that kind of stuff.

Level Two: Okay, choosing from this list means that you have actually listened to you significant other, partner, or whatever at some point.
Tickets to something your someone special likes
Jewelry
Liquor [Yep. It's on there twice.]
Perfume or cologne
A day at the spa

Clothing is a danger zone. If you are a guy buying for a girl, and you have no idea what the hell you’re doing, under no circumstances should you buy clothing. Ever. Even if she held your hand, pointed out what she liked, and your eyes did not glaze over with boredom, don’t do it. You will get the size wrong, you will get the color wrong. In fact you will probably buy a sweatshirt with appliquéd mittens on the front when all she wanted was a cashmere scarf.

And don’t even get me started on lingerie. That red satin bra set with the white fur trim and jingle bell tassels is really not as “awesome” as you think it is.

Any questions?

004 ▽ [video] ; december 11th

[reverencing]

That is quite enough... I have ignored this for as long as I am capable of.

[Grumpynari is grumpy. He seems to be out in the lobby of the Casualty Communal, sitting before the tree that so happens to be there. The decorations and various tidings of "holiday cheer" are about three seconds from being ripped down if Mitsunari has his way. He's never been a fan of extravagant(ly gaudy) things, especially ones lining the walls of the common room of his dwelling.]

What is this Christmas thing you people seem to prattle on about? Something about gifts and tidings... It sounds like something those damned Xavians would come up with.

Explain this.

[And he points the camera of his communicator to a rather creepy unusual looking santa statue that someone seems to have placed by the door, likely to scare small children greet people.]

1st pickle [audio] [December 11th, afternoon]

[picklesplz.livejournal.com]

[The feed opens to the sound of rustling, as someone plops down on the floor, rather comfortably.]

So.

[The tale-tell sound of Kirin scratching his butt.]

Now that I've gotten enough time to get over it and since you folks probably get your panties in a twist over people getting justice by their own hand and stuff.

[A small, disdainful sniff.]

How's one supposed to go about denouncing an assassination attempt?










[...Kirin is, of course, referring to this particular incident. Which is totally srs bsns and demands public attention, yo.]

Ͻ 03 > voice > Dec. 11

[bloomingsound.livejournal.com]

The decorations are lovely. And there is a festival starting soon.

You- would we be able to attend the festival? I think it would be fun.

(no subject)

[mayotaku.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M SIGNED UP FOR THE KISSING BOOTH?!

[whoops the screen shakes a bit]

SOMEONE HELP ME A FIND A SWORD, I'LL CARVE THAT BASTARD'S STOMACH OUT MYSELF.

[grumble grumble under his breath]

How the hell do I cancel this before the next C*miket comes up? I don't need more shopped images popping up on *chan...

[stares into the mirror]

What are you looking at?

[TURNS OFF FEED]