[006 * Video]

[rabukidastrophe.livejournal.com]

[Video flips on to a cheerful looking Kida]

MAISUTAAS AND MAISUTAARESUS!

Kida Masaomi is now and officially conducting interviews to find the perfect meister! You must be strong! Brave! Loyal! And weaponless. For the perfect meister I happen to know the even more perfect Japanese sword. Beautiful enough to cut your heart! Sharp enough to fall in love with! This ero-cute blade is like none other, and so can't go to just anyone!

AA YUU REIDI?!

Interested candidates can start the phase one, video interview now! If you pass the first stage, I'll conduct a more detailed interview in person. Only people who pass the first two stages can try to resonate with her.

RECOMMENDED QUALITIES!

[Kida points to the screen, then ticks off on his fingers.]

Honesty
Loyalty
Good sense of humor!
Kick-ass moveset
Previous skill with a katana
Awesome meister ability
Not being a dickhole

Minus the last one you don't have to have all of those, but it's a good idea to. Men and women can both apply, but it should go without saying that gorgeous girls are going to get priority.

O-K? Questions and interviews go here.

Fifth Beat

[whenurahammer.livejournal.com]

...

So, BREW sent home Noi without me, and now it looks like Beat's gone too.

It's hard not taking this personal.

[Shin is more irate than his voice would ever betray. Noi's back home to what's left of the Family without him, and Beat went back to his sister. He's too manly to admit he feels a little abandoned.]