hateshugs.livejournal.com[ it's time for everybody's favorite scrooge ... only this time he has a far better grasp on the device and at least knows how to save himself the embarrassment of turning it on upside down. he's using voice-to-text, so the words go down as he says them. ]
Let me see if I've got this right. This war is being fought all over the world, but we have to stay here. In Nevada. And we can't leave? Meanwhile someone goes crazy on the streets, and there's supposedly a "good" security team on duty here. [ mostly muggles no doubt. yes, very impressive... ] And if you've got nothing to do with anything else, you're just supposed to think about celebrating Christmas of all things. Right in the middle of everything.
Oh yes this place is a real dream come true. A definite step above Azkaban.
[ he thinks of ending it there but then he knows a bunch of gits are going to give him flack (as if he's not quite a git himself) so he continues after a short break. ]
.. I need to speak to someone who can ... read your soul or whatever. I never found out what I was. It's not that I'm interested or anything so don't go giving me any bloody speeches on it. I just want to know.