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[ Have a very, very, serious business Rangiku as she turns open the feed. Ever since she had a conversation with a man earlier who called her a MILF, and, when asking for the definition, was told to contact Roy, she thinks it's a term for criminals. She definitely doesn't want to  be called a criminal, so she'll take to the network with the most serious face ever to find out. The seriousness is mostly a ploy to lure others into doing her bidding, but still... ]

Roy Mustang, as leader of the local police force, I demand you inform me on the definition of a MILF immediately. [ shakes fist to get all of you people in the world of the living off of her century year old lawn!!!!! ]  

If anyone else knows where to find Roy, or what a MILF is, I would appreciate you contacting me immediately. 

[ And, with her faux seriousness, she disconnects the feed. ]

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[The screen comes on to a girl in a kimono, sucking on her thumb. Yes, her thumb. You might notice that most of her fingers have bandages on them. She then wraps her thumb with a cloth, looking up at the screen with a determined face. No more crying, it's time to act! ...Sort of. ]

Um..hi there! [...Pause. ] I was just wondering, what sort of things besides giving presents happens on this..Christmas?, I mean I've heard so much about it and it sounds really fun so--

[she seems to be knitting something, you can't see what but you can see the needles as she resumes talking]

Also--I wanted to remind all adult beginners that slots for lessons in Kamiya Kasshin Ryu are still available. Just because we're at war doesn't necessarily mean we have to take lives in order to protect people precious to us, this is what my school teaches. If you don't know how to use a sword, I'd be more than happy to acquaint you with one!

As the acting shihandai, I'd be more than happy to take any and all willing students, I'm currently holding lessons down by the Training Area--so  bring your own shinai and----Ow!!

[she pricked her finger again. sucking on her now wounded index finger, the seventeen year old smiles sheepishly, embarassed.]

S-So how hard is it to learn how to use a sewing machine...?

[Castmates! (The nice ones. Sorry Saitou)]

Everyone, we should do something for Christmas! It might be nice to see how Westerners celebrate every now and then, right?