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So much for 'survival of the smartest,' or whatever. This city is run by absolute idiots, but I suppose that's fitting enough since all the citizens are morons, too.
As if I care, either way. Pastries at Deadly Pretty are better than anywhere else's, anyhow. And we've got tea.
[ Filtered to Mukuro ]
I want to have Allen over for dinner soon, but I don't want his silly nanny from the Order or anyone else following him. You can find some way to get him home without all the bothers, can't you? I told him what a good cook you are, and how clever you are, so you simply can't disappoint him.
... Oh, and he eats enough food for a lot of people. So perhaps making enough for... a dozen, or so? That would probably be enough.
[ added a few minutes later; ]
He likes pastries, too, so you should go to Death by Pastry and get as many pineapple tarts as you possibly can.
[ and a few minutes after that. ]
And soda pop, perhaps? Lots of soda pop. The really sugary sort.
[ sugar withdrawal? absolutely not. never. ]
[ Filtered to Enma ]
I hope I left a permanent bald spot on your empty head, you useless little idiot. You'd best start shopping for a hat and start sleeping with your hand on your damned red button.
As if I care, either way. Pastries at Deadly Pretty are better than anywhere else's, anyhow. And we've got tea.
[ Filtered to Mukuro ]
I want to have Allen over for dinner soon, but I don't want his silly nanny from the Order or anyone else following him. You can find some way to get him home without all the bothers, can't you? I told him what a good cook you are, and how clever you are, so you simply can't disappoint him.
... Oh, and he eats enough food for a lot of people. So perhaps making enough for... a dozen, or so? That would probably be enough.
[ added a few minutes later; ]
He likes pastries, too, so you should go to Death by Pastry and get as many pineapple tarts as you possibly can.
[ and a few minutes after that. ]
And soda pop, perhaps? Lots of soda pop. The really sugary sort.
[ sugar withdrawal? absolutely not. never. ]
[ Filtered to Enma ]
I hope I left a permanent bald spot on your empty head, you useless little idiot. You'd best start shopping for a hat and start sleeping with your hand on your damned red button.