The Magician || Video || Filtered from Cain and Riff

[fortunetelloli.livejournal.com]

[Mary Weather is sitting on the edge of her bed, looking very nervous, but determined. She keeps glancing off-screen at the door as she speaks. This is only a few hours after Cain introduces her.]

If you're friends with my brother, could you please refrain from telling him that I am posting this? [She looks over her shoulder once again, as if expecting someone to come into the room.]

Cain introduced me to the network earlier, and requested tutors for me. I'm still not thrilled about it, but I know he's just trying to do what's best for me. I just believe that I need one more tutor.

[She pauses again, shifting the mirror to the side as she remains completely silent, listening. Apparently it was a false alarm, as the mirror is readjusted and she continues to speak.]

I found out my first day here that I am a weapon. Big brother doesn't want me to get involved in this war at all, but I want to help. At home there wasn't much I could do, but if I have powers here, I would like to find some way to help.

I won't go against his wishes and fight directly, not without his blessing. That does not mean that I can't find some other way to help with the war, right? If someone can teach me how to use my powers as a weapon, then maybe I can find a way to be helpful otherwise. Would there be anyone will-

[A knock is heard at the door, along with a muffled voice. Mary half-stands, still holding the mirror.] Yes, Riff! I will be right there!

[She looks back to the camera and smiles politely.] Thank you very much, to everyone for taking their time to watch this, and for not telling big brother. [With a bit of a curtsy, the feed cuts off.]

((OOC: If you'd like someone to go run and tell Cain, they're welcome to!))

005. [Text]

[wantrainbowwine.livejournal.com]

I Made The One Who Attacked Kurt Pay

I See That One Of My Compatriots Posted To The Network About Star Signs In My Abscence
My Name Is Kanaya
Im The Troll That Represents Virgo
I Believe The Jurisdiction Is Those Born Between The Twenty Third Day Of The Eighth Month And The Same Day Of The Ninth
Id Like To Meet Those Of You For Whom That Applies

To My Friends Who Recently Arrived Here
Im Sorry I Failed To Greet You
I Was Taking Care Of Some Important Business
The Nature Of It Should Be Obvious

To Those Of You In The Watch
You Failed To Prevent Kurts Attack
You So Far Have Failed To Find Who Did It
And You Failed To Prevent My Exacting Revenge
Of Course The Last Of These Was Purposefully While You Were All Otherwise Occupied
You Really Arent Doing A Very Effective Or Efficient Job

01 | Text

[hi-blog.livejournal.com]

Students of Namimori are requested to check in to be properly accounted for. Failure to do so will count against you in the books.

As for everyone else, your "Brew" failed to transport my weapons in its kidnapping process. I understand this to be normal but it is unacceptable. I expect them to be replaced to my standards free of charge. You may contact me with details pertaining to this acquisition.

I'm not interested in pleasantries. Do not bother me if you are not responding to either request.

-雲雀 恭弥

002 | Video

[erostripperella.livejournal.com]

[This time you see a blond woman. For anyone who is smarter than eleven years old, you will notice that she is basically Stripperella. Except without a mask. Big boobs, blond hair, killer hips, looks like Pamela Anderson’s lost twin, yup it’d Stripp. She might be naked? I dunno man, you only see her head for now.]

Hello, everyone. [she is a bit unsure, but Stripp soon shakes her head] Stripperella here.
I think it’d be a bit idiotic of me to try to maintain secret identity because I’m living with many of you in the same building. Also, I haven’t seen anyone from my world that would recognize me. And I’m going on a cruise and I’d prefer not wearing my mask during that.

[she doesn’t seem all that pleased to give her identity away, though] My agency gave me the civilian given name “Erotica Jones”. Like back home, I’m currently working as a stripper, at the Bare-it-All Strip Club. You can drop by~!

I guess that is all, thank you for listening!

002 ♑onk | TEXT

[hemocidal.livejournal.com]

Yo, MoThErFuCkErS, wHaAaAt's uP?
JuSt sEnDiNg oUt a wIcKeD SiGnAl tO AlL YoU BrOtHeRs aNd sIsTeRs
I bE DrOpPiNg tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN NeWs tHaT My hOrN PiLe iS ReAdY To bE AlL AcCePtInG ThE ShIt yOu wAnNa tOsS At iT
AnD Is mOtHeRfUcKiN CoMfOrTaBlE ToO
LiKe sItTiNg oN A ClOuD MaDe oUtTa fAyGo mIsT, tHoUgH I gUeSs tHeY CaLl tHaT ShIt dEcAyGo hErE, wHiCh iS KiNdA FuCkIn wEiRd
BuT ThAt's cOoL, sInCe tHe tAsTe iS ThE FuCkIn sAmE AnD EvErYtHiNg
YoU CaN Be aLl gEtTiNg yOuR NaP On oR HoNkInG YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiN FeElInGs oUt oN My pIlE
FoR A LoW PrIcE Of 4 dOlLaRs aNd 20 CeNtS Of tHaT HoRrOr mOnEy y'aLl gOt
SiNcE I'M RuNnInG SoRt oF LoW On tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN FuNdS RiGhT NoW AfTeR BuYiN AlL ThEsE HoRnS AnD ShIt
AnD AlL My cApRiHoRn bRoThErS GeT To kIcK ThEiR HoOvEs bAcK FoR FrEe :o)
HoNk hOnK HoNk!

ShIt tHoUgH, i KnOw tHeRe bE A LoT Of hArSh wHiMsY AnD GaMbOlInG GoInG On, SoRrY AbOuT SpAcInG OuT LiKe tHaT
It's jUsT My tHiNkPaN'S BeEn kInDa hAvIn iTs oWn wIcKeD CaRnIvAl aNd kIcKiNg tHe sHiT OuTtA Me
WhIcH MaKeS It kInDa hArD To rEaD AlL ThEsE WoRdS AnD WaTcH YoUr pInK MoNkEy fAcEs aLl yElLiNg aT ThE ScReEn
AnD I cAn't fInD OnE FuCkIn bIt oF SoPoR To pUt iN A TiN Or nOtHiNg :o(
So iF YoU BrOs gOt aNyThInG To mAyBe tAkE ThE EdGe oFf tHe pAn's wIcKeD RaZoR
ThAt'd bE GrEaTlY MoThErFuCkIn aPpReCiAtEd.

[ OOC; A "translation" can be found here for your convenience ;3; ]

TWO O'CLOCK

[just-0k.livejournal.com]

[When the post starts, Aradia is visible for only a moment. She appears to be wearing a black polo shirt, and is inside of her hivestem apartment. Shibusen staff will see the video go on, but others will see the video cut to after the filter.]

( [Filtered to Shibusen staff] )

[Her eyes are closed, and she lets out a breath of air. She opens them again after a moment and smiles at the network!]

So, who is going on the cruise? I think I'm going to take Terezi's advice and go. We'll still be able to access the network, right? It will be a lot of fun, but I still want to keep in contact with everyone staying behind!

Terezi also brought up an intriguing topic: the western zodiac. If any of you are an Aries and were wondering who your corresponding troll is, that would be me! It's nice to meet you.

[pause. she glances at something off screen. Aradia frowns.]

I am also looking for a Weapon. A whip would be preferable, as it's what I'm used to. But I can get accustomed to something else.

Thanks.


( filter to trolls )

[ooc: h-hi guys! You may have noticed that I am particularly slow with tagging lately. Not only is this LJ's fault with the notifs, but I've been distracted with an unfortunate week of absence from school. Catching up has been eating my time. >:U I will also be writing a paper this weekend, so expect me to be a while. Sorry, in advance.]

002 | Takasugi | October 25, Morning | Video

[alastinglight.livejournal.com]

Public;

[This has been bothering him ever since he spoke to Japan.

Yes. Spoke to Japan. CANNOT COMPUTE.]


Just one question:

How many versions of Japan are represented here?


[Then, there's a bit of fumbling and a frustrated noise, before:]


Filter | The Watch

[...Finally. Smoothing over that frown now, and then bowing his head.]

My name is Takasugi Shinsuke - some of you might have seen me at the meeting yesterday. I have just joined your group, and I figure I ought to introduce myself to all of you properly.

Tassadar-dono and Nataku-dono: you are my Zone Leaders, I believe. Saber-san and Okita-san: we're on the same shift.

[All Business. Hard to believe he's only... what? Sixteen? Seventeen?]

It's an honor to serve with you.