✗Two

[cursedxillusion.livejournal.com]

I've managed to find the books store and I can safely say that I haven't heard of any of these novels...and they don't seem too interesting either. Yare, yare...I'm not one to read anyways.

Perhaps I'll find a job or..go on a mission. I've yet to test my weapon form.

05 | video

[littlestcommie.livejournal.com]

Hey, countries. You all done flippin' shit over Russia? 'Cause I got somethin' to agitate the whole city now, don't need your crap to add on. That's right, soccer teams are up.

Picked 'em at random, no changin'. Nothin' you say is gonna make me decide to move you, so save your yellin' for someone else.

[a pause as he considers who's he's talking to]

I mean it.

( not an ic cut! )

...oh, and England. You're reffin', so don't show up late.


[ooc; ooc details and plotting here! go nuts, guys. :D]

Oar 02 ✖ [Video]

[youwintheprize.livejournal.com]

[Have a Botan. Have a Botan currently looking down at the screen with a particularly ticked off look on her face. She looks like she's trying not to be too panicky or raise her voice too much, but her tone is definitely nonplussed when she speaks.]

Could someone please explain to me why no one alerted me to the fact that people in this world are supposed to eat souls? There's been plenty of information regarding everything else in this world, but this seems to have slipped someone's mind!

[She grows quiet, but then she makes a few wild motions - tugging at her hair and making some frustrated noises.]

I wish I'd known that by 'collected' they'd meant 'eaten'... I can't believe this...

[ooc; Backdated to right after Russia's post because I'm slow.]

[Video]

[killswithkisses.livejournal.com]

 [ Yoko appears on the screen staring down at something.]

Since Alfred isn't home right now...does anyone know what I need to feed this---[There is tiny mewls heard and she bends down to pick up a tiny, fluffy mass.]  I'll find you something..poor thing.

I found it with a bunch of other tiny beas-I mean cats. Thanks Enma, I hope others find homes too.

I gave it some water and what little meat we had left-- and it liked it so I guess it can eat meats. Uh- does it eat anything else? Maybe I shouldn't I have..but it  was the smallest of the bunch...

[The tiny kitten licks her hands and she stiffens before petting the kitten and smiling a little.]

❀venusaur❀ ✿video✿

[flowercarrying.livejournal.com]

[Hello! Shaymin is learning how to use the communicator more and more these days. It still has trouble replying to other peoples' entries... not that it really cares to. for now, you have to just make-do with its own entries]

A while ago, Shaymin found out what being a Weapon is like. I don't like it! It hurts. I don't want to do it. Can I change to something else? Can I go home?

Third Nail [Video/action]

[lookslikeanail.livejournal.com]

[Blip of static as the SC kicks onto video. Apparently it slipped off the treadmill it's now filming at the rec center. It's purpose is apparent because it's playing some techno music at max volume. It must be making Bang pretty pumped because he's working that treadmill like a sim with maxed out body skill.

He's got the incline and the speed locked on max, and it all seems to be going so well until something catches his attention. His eyes are fixed on an exceptionally buxom citizen who really need a sports bra in about three cups larger. His he turns his head, missteps on the treadmill and trips on the front end of the conveyor. He realizes his folly a second too late as he's shot off the treadmill like a rocket and goes spinning across the gym straight into a wall where he leaves a nice bang-shaped impression in the drywall.

On the bright side, the SC keeps filming and as the woman walks away you can tell she needs new short shorts in the right size too. It's a shame Bang misses it as he pulls himself off the floor and dusts himself off.]