001- voice
Apr. 10th, 2010 11:53 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
How in blazes am I supposed to hit the buttons on this infernal device? I don't suppose they have any of these for people who don't have tiny hands? ...Ah, there we go. I think. Damn this thing, I can't even tell if it's working! So much for convenience. I'd have a faster time of it sending one-legged messengers across the city.
Well, if I look to be an ass speaking into this thing when no one can hear me, I look to be an ass. Nothing new in that. I am Hector... [He pauses for a moment; his nobility doesn't mean much here, but there's really no point in being dishonest about it just because he doesn't care.] Marquess of Ostia. But for Elimine's sake, none of that "lord" or "master" garbage. Ostia isn't here, and I've always been perfectly satisfied just being Hector. I'll be helping you out with your war, so give me a wide berth on the battlefield. I've been told my style can seem somewhat careless.
...That being said, what kind of fool sees a man in obviously heavy armor and decides to house him eight floors up? I never want to see stairs again, much less the moment I need to go out for food.
Well, if I look to be an ass speaking into this thing when no one can hear me, I look to be an ass. Nothing new in that. I am Hector... [He pauses for a moment; his nobility doesn't mean much here, but there's really no point in being dishonest about it just because he doesn't care.] Marquess of Ostia. But for Elimine's sake, none of that "lord" or "master" garbage. Ostia isn't here, and I've always been perfectly satisfied just being Hector. I'll be helping you out with your war, so give me a wide berth on the battlefield. I've been told my style can seem somewhat careless.
...That being said, what kind of fool sees a man in obviously heavy armor and decides to house him eight floors up? I never want to see stairs again, much less the moment I need to go out for food.