第十二火! (twelfth fire!) || 12/16

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

[VIDEO]

[Now this is a first! A video from Mushu, except...all you can really see on the feed is a nice big pile of blankets. There's enough to be mistaken for a normal sized human to be wrapped up in them.

Mushu is cold and the sudden turn of weather and mood is just not helping things.]

Man! Ain't this place s'posed ta be a desert!? How the heck am I freezin' mah ears off?

[The blankets shudder a little in emphasis before Mushu starts again.]

Alright, all of y'all that are part a Team Mushu, lemme know if you're gonna go and get yourselves inta trouble. I'll light a candle or somethin' for ya.

{He tone changes a little, an odd mix of patronizing and honest concern.]

Remember ta be careful and not pick a fight with somethin' that's got enough teeth to eat ya. Never ends well, trust me.

Comments

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

It's all in tha stealth part man.

...it counts.

[He'll Mr. Blanket you. He's getting your dog while you are away. Remember that.]

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

Stealth, with so many people under your command...? What if I ruin it?

[he doesn't mean the dragon thing, here: he's actually. ... joking. with the idea of Mushu as a military leader and him as a soldier, see. isn't his sense of humor great.]

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

Oh? What y'all gonna do about it man?

[He's....not sure if that is sarcasm or China's version of honesty.

Ya sense of humour needs an upgrade, Sheng.]

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

Well...!

I suppose I will just have to uncover you, yes? [and because being inconvenient and making 180 turns in the conversations were both things to obviously be avoided:] Perhaps later tonight, if you are free for around dinner?

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

Hey you...wha?

[You people gotta stop doing that! Catching him off guard by actually wanting him around.]

Uh I ain't got any plans tonight.

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

[never!]

Then you could come over for some food? ... Sohki will be there.

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

[...not fair, man.]

Uh, sure. Jus' gimme a bit. Gotta figure out how ta get ta your place from here.

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

I can send Sohki to get you, if you need. He should not be so lazy all the time.

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

s'long as he don't squeeze me.

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

- Has he done that before?

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[Mushu is cute and tiny. This apparently means he is huggable.]

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

If he does that, simply bite him.

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

Man! He's a kirin! Y'all don't jus' go an chomp on the horse.

Plus...I don't do the whole bitin' thing no more. It's unsanitary man.

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

You are a dragon! You have the right to.

But what do you mean by "no biting?"

[travel-sized4u.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Sheng-man, I'm only 'bout four hundred.

...y'all don't even wanna know.

[Shudder. So many naked men...]

[closedmarket.livejournal.com]

... I... suppose not. [but he did! what happened?]

[a case for another day, maybe.]

Small dragons may have big aspirations. How else will you grow?