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text; 009- dec 13/09 - early morning

[ He really shouldn't be posting this when he's barely awake and lucid as is. Missions? Cold weather? Too much excitement paired with all of the above? Not the best idea.

But here he is anyway.

He'd probably regret it within a day. ]

diid ii ever mentiion how much ii hate mii22iion2? no?
well there you go.
2omethiing new learned every day.

2iince AA wa2 graciiou2 enough two grace you fucker2 wiith cla22iic art.
thought ii'd chiip iin.
2hare 2ome 2hiit whiile the mood'2 on.
for all the new 2chlub2 two famiiliiariize them2elve2 wiith.
ciity'2 top re2iident:

no2e2uke.

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Did I ever mention how much I hate missions? No?
Well there you go.
Something new learned every day.

Since AA was gracious enough to grace you fuckers with classic art.
Thought I'd chip in.
Share some shit while the mood's on.
For all the new schlubs to familiarize themselves with.
The city's top resident:
Nosesuke. ))

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[That goes both ways, pal.]

what, do you guys not like fish or something? has anyone ever told you that you totally LOOK like one, because you do

[Yosuke was already starting on his next drawing -- something involving Sollux riding a giant fish. Made of dicks -- when he actually got the next message.]

[...Wha?]

i literally understood like two of those words. what the hell is a grub. also you're a shitty artist.

Edited 2011-09-07 08:23 (UTC)

[No, like seriously, what are you even saying right now.]

you REALLY don't like fish, do you

[This is so getting worked into his next creation.]

Okay, idiots, you've had your fun, now I'm stepping in and declaring stupid wannabe asshole artist hour officially over! Sollux, knock off the nose thing before it turns into something so monumentally retarded Aradia has to step in. Assuming it hasn't already. And Yosuke, I know he's being an obnoxious shitsmear but that's completely fucking uncalled for. Keep your disgusting lascivious imagery to yourself from now on, I'm completely serious. Nobody wants to see that!

[Yosuke didn't quite want to switch on video back (especially not when he was surrounded by markers and sitting on Karkat's bed), but he did, wincing at the troll with contrition that was actually pretty genuine.

And not for Sollux in the least. Yosuke whined, rolling his eyes.]

Lascivious? Aw, c'mon, it's just a fish!

It's not the fish, I couldn't care less if you drew him as a fish or a hoofbeast or a fucking bucktoothed nut creature! it's the pail!

[he actually looks a bit flustered for the first time since Yosuke started really talking to him.]

We try to overlook a lot of dumb human shit in the name of multiculturalism, but that's not going to fly. Ever.

Wait... is that my block? Have you been fucking around with Sollux and getting marker all over my goddamn hive in the process?

[ oh... god
he

can't even bring himself to look at it properly this ]

[Okay, he might have snickered a bit at that.]

what? [Is that what Karkat meant?] buckets?? that's so stupid

[ Then the video flips on.

To this face. ]

[ That? A screech. Not just any screech. This? A screech of fury. Pure unabashed fury. Sounding pretty inhuman isn't it? Yep. On the level of a small and dangerously carnivorous dinosaur, perhaps. It hasn't even begun.

He looks about to say something. Mouth opening and everything and my that's a lot of teeth, but-- ]

YOU FUC--

[ Hello, a gloved hand. Then his end of the recording ends.

Goddamnit Matt. ]

[...]

[Weeeeelp, he's just going to set the comm down, now.

Better push it away a little.

Maybe under the bed. Yeah. Under the bed is good.]

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